I did the best I could.
calms:

nature/vintage blog
ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

I just dyed my hair and it came out really good. 

jakemalik:

everyone stop fighting

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just stop it

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leave it to the cute little puppies

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(October 18th)
Happy 27th Birthday, Zac Efron!
Anonymous asked: hi, so there's this photo post floating around with a caption like, "emma's response to the photo leak threats" by thotnun. it's an image of her wearing a blue slightly see-through top with nothing underneath--do you guys know if that's an ACTUAL image of her or if it's photoshopped? i didn't want to blindly reblog it.

oz-course:

ewatsondaily:

I haven’t even heard of this or have seen the photo. So, I am not sure. Why can’t people stop doing this photoleaking stuff. *sighs*

- Paige

THIS IS FAKE:

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THIS IS THE REAL VERSION: image

x (if anyone can find a link for the first picture, link it. i can’t get any; thotnun is the tumblr user which keeps cropping up, though.) x

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